16th August 2010
UPDATE: On Radio 4 right now, 5:30pm, Monday, a practising vascular surgeon, Michael Gaunt, challenges the present challenge by nine doctors to the earlier findings by Hutton and the post-mortem on David Kelly. Andrew Davies says it is beginning to look like a crusade for some individuals. It certainly is. It always was.
Following on from this – Rentoul – The Mail – The Times – David Kelly – 9 Doctors – there’s something you may have missed.
In all the exclaimed certainties – “Oh my God, they killed David Kelly” – one thing is seldom, if ever mentioned.
Dr David Kelly also believed there were WMD
Gilligan reference meeting his source on 22nd May, 2003: “He [Kelly] has said that, as an expert in the field, he believes Saddam Hussein possessed WMD.”
In the Blair-Baiting game the reason for the hunt is amended and added to. All the better to eat you with, my dear.
So it lurches from illegal invasion to lying to we the people, not to mention parliament, to no WMDs to 45 minutes – HAH! With a few added flavourings – making too much money, and still loved in America and conversion to Catholicism to cleanse his soul to Kelly was murdered or forced to kill himself or had a heart attack from the stress of it all.
If an eight-year-old were to come to me with all those strands in a piece of creative writing I’d suggest he go back and focus a little more sharply.
And then I’d expect him to come back at me with something half-sensible, like this:
‘there wuz once a priem monster who wanted to help peepole all rownd the wurld. he started in his own country jus to practis in apart where people had bin fitein for days and years and even mumffs maybe a hunddred or sumthingk. then the pee emm stoped nasty tinadgers choppig off peeples hands and feets in shariasleown. then he went to a muddled cuntry in the place called eurayugokosuv, and saved all them lot from a man called Milos a witch. not the one on cbeebies. after that he helped an american prezedent before precident obama became the real one. his solders chased a gang of taliwags out of a big sandyland in another muddlist plaice. i fink its cald Ivegoneagain. and after doin althat they went after that Sadman Hoosayn in Eyerak who licked gassin all the turds.
but the peeples in his own land i meen our own land reely but i’m embrassd abowt this thay didnt like this very mush. thay liked the bad peeple better. they even wanted to put the prome minester into jail and may be even a coart fisrt b4 they gave him a presnt of a dearth penulty called a sntince. thay say it in a proper sentice, like wiv commas,likethis,, its cald the lor. it meens your ded. not very frenly i think. speshly wen yooove bin the boss wunce and akshuly made them lors.
but they dont shuut you in the coart cuz its messy wiv bludnfings and weve baned all the cleening ladiiiiiiiies from aboard places. the deaf penulti iz ment to b fastur than davd beckum’s rite foot befour he was saked by the manger fabulus costello but hes not goin enwyay. but they wanted to say it slowly to the nice prime man and do it a bit slow too so it wood hurt and hed cry. thats kwite crool i think.
i dont fink that woold b very fair bcoz the broom munster wazzint all that bad. but still the peepol thort he must be so they sed he killed a dcotor. and we need ductirs don we speshly in parkastan whare ther’s a big flud today it sed on the telli. but he culdn’t uv dun it cuz he was in an eroplain in jabpan when the ded doctor died. how coold he kill sumbdy from in an airplin when your not allowed to take guns on them or even drinks and my dad always moons abowt that.
my mum sez i’llll understand when i’molder but iwont. i dont gerrit. and enyway weve got borin prim minstrils now called broun camcleg which is a funny name for enyboody. we shooldnt shoot the kind wuns jus them wiv stooopd names. anyway i fink we shud stop readin silly fings in papers when they keep makin things up.
when i grwo up i want to bee a jurnilis becusz they kin tolk aload of ggarbudge an nobdy noticis. evn tho thay do a lorra reciklyng like wot we do in our howse itstillstinks.
i wuldnt want 2 b a prim mineescool tho cos they all hate you for helpn peeple.”
- Peter McKay, and yes, I AM saying something nice about the Daily Maul, mentions one or two little things that also constantly slip the attention of the conspiracy theorists.
- Kelly had heart attack, says pathologist
- Richard Webster – Death of a scientist
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