19th August 2010
Since interest in the results at A levels, A stars, A pluspluses and A star super galaxian (What? No-one’s invented them yet!?) is likely to wane soon, I thought I’d better re-air the spellchecker now.
Telegraph: “The new A* was also awarded to students gaining at least 90 per cent in the second year of the course – a move designed to reward exceptional performance.”
I do not accept, and this is not intended to detract from the hard work and great achievements of today’s students, that these A stars indicate a raising of standards or intellectual/educational ability. Sorry. I just don’t.
Some of us remember a time when an ‘A’ grade was given ONLY to those who achieved at least 90%. If the grades needed to be re-calibrated it should have been downwards, not upwards for obvious reasons. The top 10% should still be an “A”. After all 90 – 100% is as good as it gets in real life, despite the oft-read “I am 1001% against ….” .
Aside: It’s almost invariably several hundred percent “against” something/someone, seldom “for”. Indicative of the intellectual lack of rigour of those in many ‘anti’ camps? I suggest so. But that’s another issue.
The resulting kickback on limited university places was inevitable, even though the number of university places this year is higher than ever.
Employers will continue to ask – ‘but can you spell?’
It is true that today’s computer-based spell checkers are smarter than they used to be. They now link words to suggested contextual meanings. So mistakes are at least flagged up as possible.
AN OPINION/FACT CHECKER?
Perhaps one day soon, to the great disdain of the troof knowers, we might get opinion being flagged up by smart computer checkers. For instance, a red underline under such as “Tony Blair is a War Criminal” with links to REQUIRED, helpful reading – such as here.
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(Point of information: on this WordPress spell-checker the previous sentence flags up NOTHING. So they’re not as smartass they tink. Yep, “smartass” and “tink” too passed unnoticed under my spellchecker’s radar.)
E nuff. I’ll be ear all dey. Got to get on…
I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.
I’ve scent this massage threw it,
And I’m shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.
halve a nays day. In joy!
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