Ode to Hitchens & Blair – “Don’t kick”

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    22nd November 2010

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    Last night I decided an early night was called for. To catch up on my reading. Several part-read books decorate my bedside table and floor.

    Then the tail-end of Radio 4’s Something Understood, Living in the Mind caught my attention as my arm moved robotically after switching on the midnight news.

    Engrossed I placed Christopher Hitchens on top of Tony Blair, head to head; their memoirs – Hitch-22 and A Journey. On top of at least two other current pieces of life and literature, all only partly read.  And I wondered how people have time to read or write novels when there is so much in real life than can be imagined, living, dying in the mind.

    And I thought a little more of those two memoirs by those two political writers. Especially when they are about to, as my father used to say, draw their swords and shoot each other, next Friday in a head-to-head on religion.

    The official motion for debate is, “Be it resolved, religion is a force of good for the world.” I imagine you already know who will argue for and who against. I will certainly be tuning in.

    Famous atheist Hitchens’ book’s first chapters are dominated by death – his mother’s suicide and even his own death. I do not know if he wrote these chapters before he knew he had cancer. I found it unexpected, at times depressing, though not wearing.  His writing style and command of language and mood are lip-curlingly entertaining. Perhaps he added the death-absorbed parts just before publication this year.

    Then there’s Blair’s book where he says he was once advised that if attacked, don’t go down, thinking, hoping they’ll stop. They won’t. They’ll just kick you to death. He has strong religious convictions, formed at Oxford in his early twenties.  They were famously on show in his early days as prime minister when he took the koran in his holiday suitcase, as well as the Bible.

    Neither of them is ready or at least willing to die. But death figures highly in different ways in both their stories.

    So, figuring and sincerely hoping that their time is not yet nigh, I stood both books up on their end and leant them against the table leg.

    Hitch’s cigarette smoke seemed to waft from the cover picture, so I could almost smell it. His eyes looked downwards.

    Blair’s blue eyes, like his long-dead mother’s in a picture inside the book, gazed earnestly ahead, lips parted in that Blair way.

    Then I scribbled this out with a blunt pencil and blunter still poetic ability. I tried to get back to sleep, but after another hour or more pondering as to why I don’t write a formulaic novel instead of concerning myself on “issues”, I decided to get up and tap it out on the black stuff.

    I’m no good at early nights anyway, even when early mornings beckon.


    Ode to Hitchens and Blair


    Don’t kick, kick, kick the politician to death,

    Even if you can, Mr Writer.

    Even though death is nearby, in some form.

    In many forms.

    Ready and waiting.

    Don’t kick.

    It’s only about religion, God and death.

    Nothing tangible,

    Like life and love.


    Don’t kick, kick, kick the writer to death,

    Even if you can, Mr Politician.

    Even though death’s half-closed eye in some form.

    In one form.

    Is waiting and willing.

    Don’t kick.

    It’s only about religion, God and death.

    Nothing transient,

    Like life

    And love?


    I don’t know who I’ll be rooting for when they cross swords next week.  My own beliefs, or lack of, suggest Hitchens. And yet, and yet…

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    I have added the bitter Alibhai-Brown below here for the flavour. If, like me it is not to your taste, spit it out. You’ll probably sleep better.  Yasmin Alibhai-Brown: Blair-Hitchens head-to-head is just another reality show (independent.co.uk)

    Has this woman any idea how crazy she sounds with this combination?[My numbering is added to highlight why]

    “Religion can be a force for good if it is internalised and divorced from politics and power[*1]. As a flickering flame within, it stops you from becoming hateful, careless, self-aggrandising, grabbing and too materialistic[*2]. It has its place, must have its place. Blair and Hitchens are fundamentalist gladiators, performing for entertainment, just another reality show. [*3] They mean nothing to the millions of us sustained by delicate, fragile, whispered, unspoken, doubt-ridden faith.”[*4]

    It’s shot through with envy, judgemental misleading comments, which belie the evidence[*1], self-serving & superior and vain untruths[*2], utter nonsense[*3], but of course so self-absorbed is she that she has no idea.[*4]



    It seems you will need to pay to watch the streaming of the clash of the Titans – Blair & Hitchens. Roughly £3 (GBP).

    At the Munk Debate website apears the information below. In Toronto 7:00pm (EST) is midnight here in Britain.

    Or you can always save your three quid and leave it until you wake up on the Saturday morning. The verdict will be all over the place by then.

    The Munk Debate site says –


    Please consider purchasing the live-stream for the Munk Debate on Religion, featuring Tony Blair and Christopher Hitchens – the only remaining way to watch the debate live and archived online.

    The debate will be broadcast live on the Internet in streaming video starting at 7:00 pm EST on Friday, November 26.

    The cost is $4.99 CAD.

    For Toronto-area residents we have also organized a live-simulcast overflow event at the Toronto Reference Library.
    Tickets for the overflow event are $18. To purchase tickets click here.

    To sign-up for the live-stream and post-debate archive access you must be logged in as a member.

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    2 Responses to “Ode to Hitchens & Blair – “Don’t kick””

    1. Peter Reynolds Says:

      Christopher Hitchens is a hero of mine whereas his brother, Peter, is a bigoted a***hole.

      You might guess this is about my single issue. Christopher is enlightened, intelligent and a reformer. Peter is just the biggest, fattest, ugliest jerk on the Daily Mail. Did you see his rant against Professor Nutt last week?

      • keeptonyblairforpm Says:

        Peter, I absolutely agree with you. I can’t stand Peter H. I have never heard such utter rubbish as he spouts. A right-wing bigot, who thinks Blair is one too. Only worse.

        Amazing that their parents produced them both.

        I do hope that Christopher recovers from this cancer. His is a voice that will be missed if it beats him.

        It seems that to watch the C. Hitchens/T. Blair debate live you have to pay first. Hmmm … I’ll have to give that due consideration.

        No, I didn’t notice last week’s rant against Nutt. I imagine he gives the angry Peter Oborne a run for his money for the title ‘biggest jerk on the Mail’, though.

        What’s with the name ‘Peter’, these days, btw, Peter?

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